• mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
Posted: 17 hours ago. 133,287 notes
When your arm goes numb after lying on it and you try to use it…

thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog..

(Source: flyingscotsman)

Posted: 17 hours ago. 30,147 notes
  • boy: hi
  • girl: i have a boyfriend
  • boy: i said hi not suck my dick
Posted: 17 hours ago. 22,737 notes

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simpledisneythings:

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

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Posted: 21 hours ago. 63,931 notes
When I’m having a bad day, and someone gives me a compliment

I’m just like,

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

(Source: whatshouldwecallme, via most-awkward-moments)

Posted: 1 day ago. 11,047 notes
most-awkward-moments: if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
Posted: 1 day ago. 13,029 notes
most-awkward-moments: tiriathurin: An alarm clock which will only switch off if you smile at it. A genius and potentially catastrophically annoying concept by  Kim Jungwoo. This is going to be every morning if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
Posted: 1 day ago. 113,804 notes
Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL’s and this is what we are doing.

DAMMIT, STAFF.

 well, id hate to be the person that didnt see this.

uhg fml. not taking any risks. SORRY FOLLOWERS!

yeah ^^ sorry followers. not taking any chances. tumblr=my life..

((At first I was just like. Ya what ever. Then I looked at the fucking source!))

(Source: staff, via relaxing-with-chocolate)

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